blastortoise:

british people will jump through their own assholes to describe the differences between accents but then refer to Africa like it’s one country.

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

sabot-cat:

"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."  

I need to make some major changes to my life. I need to embrace my age and do things to make me happier.